Honduras. Years ago. Years.
Resort. Beautiful. Bar. On the Beach.
Young blond guy. Turns out he was 18. Even as young as I was back then, I still had 10 years on him. God he was Gorgeous. He actually took my breath away when I first looked at him.
Sunset. Tropical drinks with 6 kinds of rum. Edible flowers.
I walked right up to him. Smiling. Staring. "What's your name?"
"Kelly," he said. Shook my hand.
Eye contact. Deadly. I grinned. "Kelly, I am going to seduce you." Before the week is over. Before I go home. I am going to have you.
He laughed. Not interested. Thanks but no thanks.
But we can have a drink together. Can't we?
"Sure we can." I nodded. "So what brings you to Honduras?"
Diving. Diving Club. Class trip, from school.
"Freshman?" I asked.
"Senior." He answered.
High school. God... he was still in high school. Young. Hard. Pretty. Blond. Tanned. New.
I'm pretty sure I was drooling.
Personable. Polite. Friendly enough. But there to dive. That's it. Just dive. Nothing personal. Not interested.
Okay, I said. Okay.
He spent every day diving the reefs.
I spent every day at the Dolphin Research Institute.
And every night, I went. To the beach. At the resort.
Fruity rum drinks. Sunsets. Waves.
To the bar where we met.
A parrot that would walk up and down the bamboo shade saying, "Mamacita, I tink I luuuvvv you."
A bartender that would bring us many many complimentary rum samplers.
A calm lagoon. A breath taking sky. Another world.
Every night, after dinner, in the sunset, in that resort bar, I would wait.
And every night, after dinner, to that beach, he would come.
Great conversations. Many laughs. Flirting. My most concentrated effort ever.
Every night I'd ask him: Escort me back. To my bungalow. Across the lagoon, on the private island. Just two bungalows there. Mine and one that had been empty since I'd arrived. No one there. Like a private island. Just beach. And moon.
Every night he would decline.
Until the last. The last night of my stay.
That long blond wavy hair. In his big blue eyes. Two rum drinks to go. We took the row boat across the lagoon.
I had stated my intentions. Before I even told him my name. I told him my intentions. He knew.
The perfect setting. The quiet private beach. Gentle lagoon waves. The moon. The tropical breeze. The wet. The want. The week, spent seducing him.
We fucked in the sand. We fucked in the water. We fucked on the small docked raft. We fucked in a wooden beach chair that we broke, and drove down into the sand. All night long. It had taken everything I had to seduce this kid. I was going to get my time's worth.
We woke up naked. Entangled. In the wet sand. In the lapping water. In the sunrise. In the sounds of the tropical birds and the waves. We grinned. We wished each other well. He left. I hurried.
Plane to catch.
In my bungalow. Throwing bathing suits and pooka shell necklaces into my suitcase. Then I remembered.
Condoms.
We left condoms. All over. From one end of the beach to the other.
I rushed outside again. Up and down the private beach. Picking them up.
And then the door opened. To the bungalow next to mine. The bungalow. That had been vacant for my entire visit. Up until then.
The man that walked out was smiling. Stood on his steps. Waved to me.
Great, I thought. Great. Watched. By a stranger. That's fucking great.
With a fist full of used condoms, I waved back.
Then a woman followed. She stood in the doorway. Yelled at him. Get back inside.
I guess he wasn't allowed to wave to me.
I looked at her. In the doorway. Angry and glaring.
And that's when I saw it. Behind her. Inside the bungalow. Right there in the doorway. Video equipment. A lot of expensive video equipment. Probably intended for filming dolphins and dives. Not seductions. But an opportunity presented. Didn't it.
What's better than secretly being watched by strangers?
Secretly being filmed by strangers. That's what.
Years afterward, I would remember, and think: Damn! That video is going to show up one day. On the internet. Shit.
And then I turned 40. And all that changed.
I'm older. And I'm all that goes with that.
I'll never look like that again. Like I did. On that beach. At that resort. Tanned. Twenty eight. Agile. Bendable. Insatiable. Tight. Young. Firm.
And seducing an 18 year old that looked like something from Norse mythology.
So now, when I remember, I think: Damn, I really hope that video shows up on Youtube or something.
"They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet,
You don't have to drink right now.
But you can dip your feet,
Every once in a little while."
-The Killers
February 07, 2007
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I LOVE the mental image of you waving from the beach with a fistful of used condoms. Priceless.
Let us know when it appears on Youtube.....
Will do!
You guys please do the same. If any of you ever see a porno with a young couple breaking an old wooden chair on a tropical beach, LINK ME!
Holy shit! haha! Mamacita, I want to go on vacation with you!
You go! *laughs* Overused statement I know but I mean it.
Your confidence is amazing, one day I hope to have it.
hee hee. youtube. what a great invention!
by the way, i am sorry i haven't sent your package yet. between the trip to france, work and all that, well.. .you know how it goes. I'm glad to hear you received my card! I was worried about the reliability of the French Postal Service, especially since i mailed that card from a rather ghetto part of paris (thisnolie)
i'll be checking the intarweb for that video ;)
Day-um that was hot! Reminds me of the night i lost my virginity.
her body tanned & wet down at the reservoir...
whoa! naughty veronica :)
may
www.aboutanurse.com
woha. yueah. that woman sure was bitter like a shrunk apple... :) I would have been too if I hadn't been you... lol.
what a writing. you know, the waves, the sunsets, the setting is so soft and beautiful and the staccato of your style and words is putting it in such a tension.... it's as if the point wasn't the eternity or the eternal value of the moments in sunsets, romance and flirting drowned in fruity cocktails, the point is the fistful of condoms waving and the grinning in the morning and the angry womand and the video equipment. and the you today thinking of youtube or something.
i am looking!
:)
ps everytime i see that you are online on myspace it gives me a funny feeling because it shows me that you are real and that somebody actually gives birth to these words!!!! i am so amazed.
haha, what i wouldn't give to do that! that was one of my favourite pieces so far i think. love it :)
vshit, shit, shit - I got sidetracked checking out one of your clients, someone who's comment I read. This is how much your story turned me on, I immediately was running after that blonde like a dog in heat. (not that dogs especially prefer blonds ...).
OK, I found my way back to the 40 something ghost writer. Nice job and an amusingly silly story.
(broken lawn chairs ... give me a break, that's sleazy).
But I like your style! If you ever get your guts together and publish a booklet of short stories, I'll be the first one to buy a copy.
Bukowsky was a bitch, you are bitch - that you have in common. The difference is, you are female and your words flow easy like maple syrup from Vermont.
Hey, I love you - keep on writing that gullible stuff.
Greetings, me
Anthony's Key? or?
this was awesome. the ebay idiot thing is awesome. awesome blog.
I saw the link to your blog on overheardinnewyork.com. I go to that site every day because it amazes me how stupid the things people say really are.
ANYhow...I really enjoyed this post. When I have more time I can assure you I'll be reading more.
Crystal
brilliant writing - 'a fistful of used condoms' - that's beautifully vicious.
i got your blog adress from overheard in new york. you're a very talented writer, loved this post.
Cheryl - Yes. Anthony's Key, Roaton ;)
Hey Veronica,
I guess I'm another Rutger's fan - I didn't realize there were so many of us.
I wanted to ask you, did you ever see Kelly again?
Go Knights.
Thanks for reading me, Anon.
To answer your question, no, I never saw him again. Kel didn't live that far from me in the states, so I probably could have. I'm sure he felt the same way though and didn't want it to cross over into real life. It was what it was - a hot hook up in paradise. God, he was gorgeous.
DAMN I'd love to see that video...
Congrats on 450,000 hits on the blog! I hope 2008 is your best year ever. I am a long time reader of your blog, and now I am reading your hubs as well. One of the reasons I always read your relationship advice is because you are in a happy marriage so you must know what you’re talking about. It’s hard to take a “single and looking” person seriously when they give relationship advice. Obviously they don’t know what works. I know from reading your blog you didn’t get married until you were past 30 and before you got married you were kind of a slut. You’ve had alot of true life experience with sex and lovers and relationships. It is great that you figured out what works from trials and experiences and now you share that information.
I have a question for you. I specifically want your opinion because I know you know what you’re talking about. Like you I am bisexual. Like you I am happily married. Here’s my question. My husband and I are seriously thinking about having a threesome. There is really nothing lacking in our sexlife but an opportunity has presented and we are thinking about it. What are your real thoughts about this?
XOXO
Patricia
Baha, this made me laugh. I enjoyed it a lot. Thank you.
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